Is it just me or did tumblr just changed the number of the asks from red
to fucking blood orange
And they changed the reblog color from green
TO THE MOST BLINDING, UNCREATIVE, GROSS GREEN COLOR EVER
hey thats teal you incredulous fucking walnut
reblog button :
wait what, the reblog button changed back to it’s normal color???
WHAT IS IT ABOUT STUPID DYLAN O’BRIEN AND HIS OBNOXIOUS LEAN BODY AND HIS HORRIBLE TOUSLED HAIR AND HIS REPULSIVE PUPPY DOG EYES AND HIS AWFUL SOFT MOUTH AND HIS SILLY CUTE-AS-A-BUTTON-TURNED-UP NOSE AND THE WAY HE LAUGHS WITH HIS WHOLE BODY AND IS AWKWARD AND MAKES DUMB JOKES UGHHHH SO GROSS i want him all over me
Remember when Teen Wolf was a campy MTV show about a teenage werewolf who played lacrosse with his demon free best friend?
comic © me
satan © himself
moment of silence for all the movies that have been overlooked because they’re popular, blockbuster science fiction and fantasy movies that the academy has decided not to take seriously
- Iron Man 3
- Star Trek: Into Darkness
- Pacific Rim
- Thor 2
- The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
- The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug
we know you were all wonderful
So I came home from school a few days ago and found this on one of the cabinets in my house.
See about three years ago my parents decided to go on a big push to get healthy. At the time we were all really overweight, it was a good idea. Our motto became “Eat less. Exercise more.” This was reasonable, because we often had thirds in every meal, and I couldn’t run to my mail box without getting out of breath.
Since that time between the four members of my family we’ve lost a hundred and sixty pounds. I am muscled, curvy, and a weight I love. I exercise four days a week, usually boxing early in the morning before school. Usually in the course of a day I’ll eat two pieces of toast, a sandwich and a fruit, and a small piece of meet with a couple vegetables.
My parents are not impressed. At one time, they always repeated to me “healthy at any weight”, but now it has turned not to being healthy to be healthy, but lose weight lose weight lose weight.
My eleven year old sister and I have started working with each other to sneak food into our rooms that they won’t notice we’ve taken.
The other day, I didn’t wake up at five before school to work out, and my dad yelled at me, making me promise to work out an extra day that week.
My dad picks apart my lunch in the morning. Recently, they started giving me only half a sandwich.
A few days ago, my sister went to get a cheese stick after school, and my mother told her that if she ate it, it would be her entire dinner. My sister ate it, and didn’t get dinner.
My parents told me I need to get a personal trainer so I can “improve faster”.
My family has a history of eating disorders, and everyday my family seems more and more anorexic. I’m scared for both myself and my younger sister. Both of us try to not eat, because we get approval from our parents for being “more healthy”.
I’ve stopped eating lunch, trying to loose weight so that they will be nicer to me.
I don’t think my parents realize that they’re fostering eating disorders, but the other day I tried to make myself puke, because they treat food like poison.
I was wondering if you could reblog this if you think this sounds unhealthy, because I keep trying to talk myself out of thinking that it is.
Call fucking child services
ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
Obviously you’ve never known teenagers very well.
i was a teenager for 7 years so im actually kinda an expert
rivals, allies, brothers
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kgHe has also recited his own poetry to them.
based on all the theories (x)
I really like Jupiter’s design.
omg jupiter is a kawaii papa
Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him
I’ve reblogged this before, but I like it so much :D
Mars looks kinda like Ganondorf …
But look at Pluto!
season 17 of teen wolf:
danny is starting to think something odd is going on with his friends
A strong connection 💕💓 on We Heart It.
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