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Sometimes, I wonder what Cosima would look like without her dreads. I’m so stupid.

We’ve all been there.

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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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three seasons of werewolf derek getting his ass kicked

human derek comes around and kicks everyones ass

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Me in Chemistry class:


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Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules:Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
  • Percy:Oh, yeah? Me too.
  • Hercules:Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
  • Percy:Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
  • Hercules:I fought the Nemean Lion.
  • Percy:No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
  • Hercules:I've fought a hydra.
  • Percy:Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
  • Hercules:I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
  • Percy:Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
  • Hercules:Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
  • Percy:I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
  • Hercules:*sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
  • Percy:Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
  • Hercules:I --
  • Percy:Dude, I could go all day.
  • Hercules:*flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
  • Percy:Been there.
  • Hercules:The minotaur --
  • Percy:Done that. I was twelve.
  • Hercules:I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
  • Percy:Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
  • Herucles:Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
  • Percy:Well, we done here?
  • Hercules:*triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
  • Percy:Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
  • Hercules:*jumps into the river Styx*
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